Security Spoof Fan Prints

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

"Extreme miming"

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

Man looking at window with beware of attack bird sign.

"Would you like the martinis shaken or grrrrrred?"

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Putin and some Russian hackers

Godzilla's Security Question

'If you see a stranger, you kill him -- it's called 'Homeland Security.''

"Any more martial arts tricks you want to show me?"

"Harry! You?"

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

We know your e-mail address!

The Grim Peeper makes a house call.

"A modicum of barking is required on my part, but then I'll let you in if you'll let me out."

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

Watch Dog.

Sign on Door at Karate School For When Door is Locked

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

The gray area between kick boxing and box kicking.

Put your nude photos on the internet! Confidentiality assured!