Spontaneous Shopper T-Shirts

It was an impulse buy.

"It'll be more interesting if we buy gifts after having more to drink."

'I only planned to buy one pair of shoes, but I'm a victim of mission creep.'

All Sales Final.

"Oh look, the first 4th of July sale of spring!"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Backfire

The power of now

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

Shopping Torture

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

How do you like the new suit?

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"So now all of a sudden you're Mr. Spontaneous?"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Undercover Santa