Spontaneous Spender T-Shirts

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

'Why should I save for a rainy day. I don't want one.'

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

It was an impulse buy.

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"You spoil that dog."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'