Sponsor Extraordinaire Gifts

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

Profit

Belief and Trust.

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Excess

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

Welcome to our team.

"Maybe I'm too good a mentor."

Working Together

Made Possible By A Grant...

'It's part of working as a team, Michael, we all have to make a sacrifice now and again.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

The Team

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

'Pull my finger!'

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

The card room at Bath

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

'When you've finished feeding your mum there's a triple by-pass in theatre we could use a hand with!'

Clown Roulette

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Management's insistence that everyone be a team player gets out of hand.