Spoilsport Antics Aficionado Pillows

"Instead of hiding them, this will be much easier."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Improvised Dentistry.

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Football.

Fox hunting.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Ski Surfing

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'