Spoiler Dodger Pillows

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

"I love the part where the Bigmouth gets killed in the end."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

While you were out...

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

Spoiler Alert

Football - How's my Diving?

You are here... ...Run!!!

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

Cycling Deaths

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

Cone of Silence

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

A 3D TV distracts as a truck crashes through a wall.

"Spoiler alert!"

"My self-defence training wasn't as useful as I'd hoped...Somehow it lacked the necessary 'edge'."

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."