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"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

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'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

"Guess who expires next..."

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"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"Spoiler alert!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Spoiler alert!"

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"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'