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"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

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'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

"Guess who expires next..."

I witnessed something I can never unsee. What happened, little buddy? Some guy walking out of the "Star Wars" premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show. A bunch of fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him. I don't think I can ever unsee five Ewoks and a slave Leia beating a Wookie senseless with plastic light sabers. The Wookie had it coming.

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Spoiler alert!"

Spoiler alert for "Star Trek: Discovery." Spoiler will be said in 10 … 9 … 8 … What are you doing? 7 … What on earth are you babbling about, you odd, odd cretin? 6 … 5 … 4 … Your countdown is not working, loser. I have no interest in whatever it is you're going to say. None at all. 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Are spoilers supposed to be given after "1," or after "0"? Tell be what you're counting down to! Tell me!

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"Spoiler alert!"

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"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'

"Oh wow, you won't believe what happens at the end!"