Sports Spoiler Avoider Pillows

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

2016 Policlicks

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

Good parenting.

"If you don't want to know the score..."

I witnessed something I can never unsee. What happened, little buddy? Some guy walking out of the "Star Wars" premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show. A bunch of fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him. I don't think I can ever unsee five Ewoks and a slave Leia beating a Wookie senseless with plastic light sabers. The Wookie had it coming.

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

"At last — no Trump."

Baseball Cash

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

RX baseball hat

Day two of my political diet. I haven't watched FOX, or MSNBC. I haven't read the news pages of the paper. Scribble scribble scribble scribble scrib - I also haven't had any sweats, or racing hearts or hives. Write write write write scribble write. So I can probably start watching Hannity again tomorrow! Absolutely not. Doctor's orders!

Men working sign at golf hole

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

Alternative Names for Washington Redskins

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

'The evening news will not be seen tonight, because most of it is stuff you're better off not knowing anyway.'