Score Spoiler Pillows

"If you don't want to know the score..."

"1-1"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Spoiler alert."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

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"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

Gymnastic Scores.

Spying on the Football Match

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

"Spoiler alert!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

A Christmas Carl.

Dog spoiling book for cat

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

"I can't believe you got a 100 on that final test!"

"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."

"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

'Well, that's Match of the Day over, now you can tell me the score.'