Surprise Score Lover Pillows

"I can't believe you got a 100 on that final test!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Egg Surprise

"Woof"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Surprise Party

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.