Spittoon Enthusiasts Gifts

'Oscar! You just have to get closer to your spittoon!'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'YAY! PATE!'

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

'The penguin is upset...'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Just get her home before she evolves.

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

That's my summer place.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

'What's this I hear about you getting under my daughter's skin?'

'Good Morning!'

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

'I want nice man-bag.'

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

'Mom's weird -- she lets us play in the mud, but she won't let us watch dirty movies.'