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'Oscar! You just have to get closer to your spittoon!'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'The penguin is upset...'

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

'YAY! PATE!'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

Just get her home before she evolves.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

'Good Morning!'

'What's this I hear about you getting under my daughter's skin?'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

'I want nice man-bag.'

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

'Mom's weird -- she lets us play in the mud, but she won't let us watch dirty movies.'

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."