Spitball Hero Pillows

Llama training

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Jumping cheerleaders

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

I love Basketball.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

Athletic Darwinism.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Dashiell Hammett

Connor Wickham

Graduation Day 2020

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

'Got it!'

The Adventures of Break-O-Man

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

Henry's confidence was down.

'I think the dog's about to shed.'

"Oh, I see you found my ball."

Deodorant required.

The West Nile Mosquito meets the East Delaware Swatter.

"He downed a hole in one on the 17th, then proceeded to down a further 10 in the 19th hole. . . so where do you want him?!"

'It's really your fault for not keeping your window open.'

"A hole in one... very impressive..."

'He made a Hole in One, and a thousand dollar bet he could keep quiet about it.'