Spitball Enthusiast Pillows

Teacher sees sign on Teacher's Lounge door reading 'No Spitball Zone'.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

A Masked Ball

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Donald Trump

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

Llama training

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

Two people paintballing

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

Cricket

"I really just need the one."

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'...But my stupid parents said no!!'

'That was a lot of fun, guys. I better get back to my wedding before I get in any more trouble.'

"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'