The Slapstick Hero Pillows

The Adventures of Break-O-Man

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Is that a piano?"