Spiritually Grounded Pillows

"You're no guru - you're a chiropractor."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'I've found a good book...'

Arrow Church

"Hard morning, Pastor?"

Valentine for Guru.

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"You are taking the responsibility as an elder to shepherd the flock a little too serious."

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

'If everything is illusory, why should I listen to you?'

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

Bible Study - Today's Lesson Adam & Eve

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."