Spiritual Growth Pillows

Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.

'I reinvented myself. I'm deeper now, more challenging.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"The most important thing now is that we all work toward unity."

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

'Don't worry -- if you fall off, you automatically get reincarnated.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Reach for the Star.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

That party went well.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You left your demons here last week."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

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