Spiritual Sportswear Gifts

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Beggars on the street.

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

Designer Shoe Dwellers

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

'Your son's sneakers called.'

"I think the vicar's taking things too far."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Jesus Feeds the 5K

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

'You can't escape it, son. Being a team mascot is our family's destiny.'

Golfing Fakir.

Oops

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Lots of collections at a church service

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."