Spiritual Sportswear Prints

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Beggars on the street.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Designer Shoe Dwellers

Zen and the Art of Skiing

'Your son's sneakers called.'

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

"I think the vicar's taking things too far."

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Jesus Feeds the 5K

Golfing Fakir.

'You can't escape it, son. Being a team mascot is our family's destiny.'

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

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Lots of collections at a church service

Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."