Spiritual Bowlers Gifts

Zen Bowling.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Bowling ball head.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Priest with Christian symbol

"Holy Mackerel!"

Golfing with God.

Pin-atas

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

'You really can be quite striking at times.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Thanks God!

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Buddha Fishing

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Zen and the Art of Skiing

Bowl-A-Rama

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

Sisyphus' League Night

"Ask it what happened to our first crew."

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

Golfing Fakir.

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'