Spiritual Artist Gifts

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

BLESS YOU

Felix Mendelssohn

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Your husband says BOO!"

Angel playing music

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."