Spiritual Artist Pillows

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

BLESS YOU

Felix Mendelssohn

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'