Spirited Manager Pillows

"And that's where we fired Jeff."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Off Duty.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Course 'Management Skills and Employee Motivation', 09 AM - 05 PM, No breaks!

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"What? We owe our big profits to our motivated workforce and not our shareholders? Why wasn't I told this??"

'I don't drink any more. Mark you I don't drink any less.'

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

Too many beers at lunch?

Vegetate.

Dippy secretary.

Boy holding power doesn't want to share.

Microbe manager.

Everyone seemed more relaxed after the Down Skill & Dumb Up seminar.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"Well I, for one, find comfort in your God-like leadership."

"Good job jumping through hoops for me. Now set them on fire."

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."

'You're at that awkward age, Danforth, still thinking of promotion.'

'Yes; I read your report, Hanson. Then I took it home and spread it around my rosebushes.'