Green-thumbed Manager Pillows

'Yes; I read your report, Hanson. Then I took it home and spread it around my rosebushes.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Music Seed

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

"Do you have anything less - green?"

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

"And that's where we fired Jeff."

'That plant food really works!'

Dippy secretary.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

Boy holding power doesn't want to share.

Microbe manager.

"You could at least look at me when I'm talking to you"

'My plants are dead Have you been listening to Rush Limbaugh while I was shopping'

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

"Good job jumping through hoops for me. Now set them on fire."

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

'I don't recall ordering any repairs on this.'

'When they say you should plant a tree to make up for the paper you use, they didn't mean in the office!'