Spirited Humorists Pillows

'Those flashers make no sense to me. The less they have, the more they want to show it.'

"Here we are."

Ten Commandments

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Newton discovers surrealism

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

Gender Reveal

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Third eye

Robot porn.

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Born Cynical,,,,

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.