Spider Web T-Shirts

Spiders in love

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

allovertheplace.com

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

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Spider's Web Trampoline

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Spider Web Stocking

'Are we there yet?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'