Spider Symphony Pillows

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Extreme Bungy

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Musical Web

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

OMG UR HOT

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Ding" "Dong"

Spider's Web Trampoline

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Double bass in space

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'I'm just surfing the web.'

A spider meal prepping

"Arachnophunnies"

Spider watching his web cam.

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'You've been drinking again.'

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"