Sound Symphony Pillows

"Ding" "Dong"

A Symphony of Penguins

Felix Mendelssohn

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Drummer

Frederic Chopin

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Giuseppe Verdi

Cesar Franck

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Edvard Grieg.

Double bass in space

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."

James Levine

Anton Bruckner.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Peter Tchaikovsky.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

I love thunderstorms!

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Giacomo Antonio Domenico Michele Secondo Maria Puccini