Sound Symphony Mugs

"Ding" "Dong"

A Symphony of Penguins

Felix Mendelssohn

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Frederic Chopin

Drummer

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Things that go beep in the night.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Giuseppe Verdi

Cesar Franck

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Double bass in space

Edvard Grieg.

"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

James Levine

I love thunderstorms!

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Giacomo Antonio Domenico Michele Secondo Maria Puccini

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Anton Bruckner.

Louis Antoine Jullien

Peter Tchaikovsky.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."