Silent Symphony Creator Mugs

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Felix Mendelssohn

Frederic Chopin

Drummer

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"Ding" "Dong"

Giuseppe Verdi

Cesar Franck

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Edvard Grieg.

Double bass in space

"I fell I have a great novel me."

'I think he is a composer.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

James Levine

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Anton Bruckner.

Giacomo Antonio Domenico Michele Secondo Maria Puccini

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Louis Antoine Jullien

Peter Tchaikovsky.

Cat symphony conductor

Ralph Vaughan Williams

Anton Rubinstein

Franz Joseph Haydn

Silent music

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

Edward Elgar

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

"Where've you been Haydn?"