Spider-powered Lifters Gifts

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Musical Web

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

How Gary got his groove back.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

strong man bends an iron bar

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

bag of money as a bicep

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

Workmen Lifting.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

Anabolic Steroids

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

No Fly Tipping - "Aww."

'Well, there's nothing wrong with you: Most of us suffer from arachnophobia...'

Phobias.

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

'You ever get that feeling that there's something in your hair?'

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."

'Now we'll see if using keywords helps to increase my web traffic.'

"Remember dear - spiders are good for the garden; if you find one please don't harm it..."

'No, I don't sell too many but it is good exercise.'

That afternoon, Colin's fear of spiders was to come to a head!

"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."

Little Happinesses.

"But darling, I disagree. I think that we do share the important jobs equally. You manage the house and the children and I catch spiders and put the bins out."