Spice Of Life Lover Gifts

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'The Burrito King.'

Margarita

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

How oysters get engaged.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

He's allergic to pepper...

"Gesundheit."

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Hiding the salt mill

"Dinnertime already?"

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

Cannibal Recipes.

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

Hospital Food