Spice Of Life Lover Mugs

''Extra', means he doesn't even THINK about it.'

'The Burrito King.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Margarita

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

How oysters get engaged.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

He's allergic to pepper...

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

"Gesundheit."

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Seaside Caf

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

"Dinnertime already?"

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Hiding the salt mill

Cannibal Recipes.

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'