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Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Fresh pepper?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Old Spice

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

How oysters get engaged.

"Habanero ..."

"Sriracha"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

The morning after the night before.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'How's the curry?'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'