Spherical Thinker Pillows

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Playdough's The Republic

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

A man looks up at the earth

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Hamlet

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'At least we're still in first class.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'