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"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Playdough's The Republic

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

A man looks up at the earth

Hamlet

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'At least we're still in first class.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."