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Mental Health Clinic - In/Out.

Some politicians say life for them these days is like living in a fish bowl. They must mean going around and around in circles, never making any progress!

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Fear/Knowledge

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

' A good idea '

"She's been so creative lately."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Eureka!

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.