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"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Nerd tryouts.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Simply put.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Genius Envy

'Maths is fun!'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"