Circular Reasoning Whiz Mugs

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"How was work?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Nerd tryouts.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Genius Envy

'Maths is fun!'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Science Fair Judgements

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"