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'There's something very odd here.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Satya Nutella

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

X-ray Psychology.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You must heal yourself.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Fishbowl rebellion.

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

James decided to stay in that night.

Think Just Inside The Box.

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

Marcel Proust

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

Reflection (with bubbles)

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Forming the adolescent personality

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"I beg to differ."