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'There's something very odd here.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

X-ray Psychology.

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You must heal yourself.'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

James decided to stay in that night.

Think Just Inside The Box.

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Reflection (with bubbles)

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Forming the adolescent personality

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"I beg to differ."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'At least we're still in first class.'