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"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

X-ray Psychology.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You must heal yourself.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

James decided to stay in that night.

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Marcel Proust

Thinking outside the cubicle

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Reflection (with bubbles)

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'