Sperm Whale Devotee T-Shirts

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Whale Romance

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

'Not whale stew again.'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"I know you adopted me, but who were my biological parents?"

"Stop oil!!!"

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

Why whales aren't kept as pets: 'Plankton prices sky-rocket.'

"You're not a goat person?"

'Whales singing under the ice kept me awake all night!'

'Yes, the diet's working and I'm losing weight, but it's getting harder to control my buoyancy...'