Sperm Whale Devotee Gifts

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Sperm Whale.

Japanese Whaling

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Whale Romance

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

'Not whale stew again.'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

We're having a dinner party.

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

"Stop oil!!!"

"I know you adopted me, but who were my biological parents?"

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

'Yes, the diet's working and I'm losing weight, but it's getting harder to control my buoyancy...'

'Whales singing under the ice kept me awake all night!'

"Ugh...Your father is so embarrassing."