Spending Time With Neighbors Gifts

'Can you keep a secret about yourself.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Visiting 'friends'.

'John... is that a collar?'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Interrupted Shower.