Neighborly Acts Gifts

"The old man, the sea, and the well-meaning neighbor."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

Interrupted Shower.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Miaow??'

How does she get her grass so green?

Blower wars.

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'Everybody go home now - or I'll speak this party in nothing but my granny panties.'