Neighborly Spirit Advocate Gifts

'Any chance of the new owners lending me that this afternoon?'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Things I love about Powell River...

Vaccine Spring

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

What do you wish for next year?

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

Town follows the snow plough.

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Since when is good will towards men a crime?'

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

Neighborhood hygiene

Cycle Lane

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

Picking overhanging fruit.

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

"I'm spreading Christmas cheers."

"Police? A burglar dressed all in red has just run off with my wife. Short, fat and ugly, with a white beard covered in soot - but she's good to the kids!"

"Today on ask Sadie, I'll be address oe single question...why do so many people who have no business raising kids, have kids..."

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

'Apparently, Phillips, you want a lawsuit on your hands!'

A give-and-take relationship with your neighbour is essential to the full enjoyment of your garden.

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

"Check out our page on Facebook."

"Really, Dear. Wouldn't it be better just to return the tools you borrowed from him?"