Neighborly Spirit Advocate Pillows

'Any chance of the new owners lending me that this afternoon?'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Vaccine Spring

Things I love about Powell River...

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

What do you wish for next year?

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

Town follows the snow plough.

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

Cycle Lane

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

Neighborhood hygiene

'Since when is good will towards men a crime?'

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

Picking overhanging fruit.

"Police? A burglar dressed all in red has just run off with my wife. Short, fat and ugly, with a white beard covered in soot - but she's good to the kids!"

"Today on ask Sadie, I'll be address oe single question...why do so many people who have no business raising kids, have kids..."

"I'm spreading Christmas cheers."

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

'Apparently, Phillips, you want a lawsuit on your hands!'

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

A give-and-take relationship with your neighbour is essential to the full enjoyment of your garden.

"The Smiths? You want next door, pal."

"Check out our page on Facebook."