Neighborly Spirit Pillows

Welcome to the neighbourhood.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Things I love about Powell River...

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Vaccine Spring

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

Interrupted Shower.

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

How does she get her grass so green?

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Blower wars.

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

Picking overhanging fruit.

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'Everybody go home now - or I'll speak this party in nothing but my granny panties.'

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

'Apparently, Phillips, you want a lawsuit on your hands!'