Community Spirit Pillows

Vaccine Spring

"I'm making a sponge cake-can I sponge some eggs,some flour..."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Tipping Pain Chart

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Nervous Student

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Suburban street.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Obama in schools.

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."